Overheard

(after finding a stemless carnation on the street):

When I get home, my dad is going to smell this flower, and when he sees how good it smells, he will make a face like this (makes a face as if she has smelled something horrible.)

(Upon arriving home):

Dad! Smell this flower! It smells good! Make a face like this! (makes a face as if she has smelled something horrible.)